Jaskier: "Clothes shopping. It's my favourite thing to do. Besides you, of course."

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Jaskier: "But have you seen these tits? Well-fitting shirts are so hard to come by. These babies massacre any button that tries to contain them."


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Geralt: hmm. I'd like to massacre his button...

Jaskier: "stay there. Hold my coat. I'm gonna see if I can find something suitable to wear."

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Geralt: "wtf do you think I am? A clothes horse...?"

Jaskier: "Well, you are a whining nag..."

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Geralt: "wouldn't mind a ride right now"


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